Thursday, December 31, 2009

Muchlys...

If you don’t understand this, that’s ok, I guess it’s sort of an inside joke...but if you get it you should really get it!! :)

One day we discovered a land inside the world of insanity, this land is inhabited by the Muchlys. The Muchlys are divided into two classes. Pretty Muchlys and ugly Muchlys.

Some interesting facts discovered about the Muchlys are:
Their favorite vegetable is okies.
The expression ‘Oh Vista!’ is used when they are irritated.
‘kk’ and ‘prolly’ are their two most common words in speech. And ‘yup’ is their single affirmative word.
One comical habit of the Muchlys is putting signs on their doors such as ‘here’, ‘away’, or ‘be right back’. The funny thing is that even when they put ‘away’ and ‘be right back’ signs on their doors, you can almost always knock and find them still at home… and happy to talk with you.
The only foreign word that the Muchlys know is ja. Due to the fact that ja is the only foreign with which they are familiar it takes on multiple spellings such as ja, jah or ya.
Another peculiar habit of the Muchlys is that after they make a declaration of going to bed it is anywhere from thirty minutes to two hours before they actually head that direction.
‘Ornot’ is the term the Muchlys’ use when they have said something, but disagree and agree with it at the same time.
Two other interesting traits of the Muchlys are the first being that they stick their tongues out at people all the time, though this action is used as a gag or joke with no negative connotations, and the other being that whenever they find something funny they almost always laugh aloud.
When they find something disagreeable or not to their liking they say ‘hahaha’ or ‘oh....’ in the driest manner you have ever heard.
A very common sight to see among the Muchlys is when they all of a sudden roll around on the floor and laugh so hard that they start crying. The curious thing about these incidents is that the Muchlys are in such a state for no more than two seconds and then they return to their former composed conversation.
Another fascinating talent of the Muchlys is the ability to carry on multiple, coherent, and deep conversations at the same time and everyone with whom they are conversing can understand them.
But the most distinctive factor of the Muchlys’ culture is their famous word… ISH. Ish might mean anything from ‘sort of’ to ‘that’s right’ to ‘maybe’ to ‘I’m not sure, but I’ll say it anyway’. Though no one remembers the exact date, ish was declared a word in the land of Muchlys when they decided that they were tired of it being simply a suffix.

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